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PostSubject: Best Jokes!   Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:48 pm

Post things funneh or completly random here!(that is funny)

ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!


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PostSubject: Re: Best Jokes!   Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:58 pm

Oooo....kk...... Well, you wanted random funniness, so here some is.

This is the best 'Yo mamma' joke that I have ever heard. Credits go to Garrett Pickford.

"Yo mama's so easy, a caveman could do her"

And here is a random riddle (cuz you all like them so much)

A professer discovers an organism that doubles every minute. He puts the organism in a container at 11:00, and by 12:00, the container is full. At what time was the container half full? (or half empty, for all you Pessimists)
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PostSubject: Re: Best Jokes!   Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:05 am

im afraid the funny jokes might be spreaded and not be funny anymore... but oh well


yo mama so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out...

I believe i can fly... i got shot by the ice cream guy... even tho i want a popsicle... i ended up in the hospital...

i have more.. some disgusting, some racism jokes, some other original jokes
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PostSubject: Re: Best Jokes!   Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:20 am

it is un-answerable because you did not say how long it was before the professer put it in the container
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PostSubject: Re: Best Jokes!   Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:41 am

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it is un-answerable because you did not say how long it was before the professer put it in the container

I don't get what you are saying but it IS answerable. I'll try to make it more clear:

A professer puts a single-celled organism that doubles every minute into an empty container at 11:00. By 12:00, the container is completely filled. At what time was the container half-full/half-empty?
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PostSubject: Re: Best Jokes!   Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:24 pm

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it is un-answerable because you did not say how long it was before the professer put it in the container

I don't get what you are saying but it IS answerable. I'll try to make it more clear:

A professer puts a single-celled organism that doubles every minute into an empty container at 11:00. By 12:00, the container is completely filled. At what time was the container half-full/half-empty?

Assuming he got there when it was full, it was half full at 11:59.
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